Niftee-Tron Enterprises Readme-o-Matic: VaporWare 1.0
About VaporWare 1.0
VaporWare was developed to address many of the shortcomings of the MacOS, and as such, is more than simply a system extension. Consider it an essential system enhancement for both 68K macs and PowerPCs (VaporWare is a fat binary).
By running VaporWare, your one-button mouse becomes a two-button mouse! Simply click on the left side of the button to make a left-click, and on the right side of the mouse for a right-click. The second button functions as a control-click by default, but you can adjust this in the VaporWare preferences.
VaporWare adds true preemptive multitasking and protected memory to all PowerPC native programs! Yes, when your email application chokes on an attachment, or your word processor decides to give up the ghost, it won't bring down your whole system. Also, all background applications, like file copies and decompression, run at optimum speed, without any wasted CPU cycles! With VaporWare installed, the MacOS will run faster, with fewer bombs, more efficient virtual memory, and use less RAM!
Have you wished you'd held out a little while longer, and gotten a DVD-ROM instead of a CD-ROM drive with your new mac? Well, despair no more, because with VaporWare, you can play DVD movies on a standard CD-ROM drive without expensive decoder hardware! VaporWare will even allow iMac and Blue and White G3 owners to read floppies without any additional hardware!
VaporWare even provides on-the-fly file and disk encryption of HFS+ drives and removable media. Using patented encryption technology, on par with that used by the CIA and NSA, VaporWare provides a layer of security to all your files, passwords, and Internet transactions so powerful, the NSA has asked us to put in a backdoor for them to use. We declined. *
And best of all, it's absolutely FREE!
VaporWare 1.0, like all Niftee-Tron creations, is Floppyware. We, the authors of the VaporWare 1.0 encourage you to put it on a floppy disk, make as many copies as you like, and give them to friends. You may use and distribute Floppyware products freely*. If this program makes you smile, laugh, or just giggle a little, please send the author some email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
* There's always an asterisk. Of course, none of this is true. If it were, I'd be making a lot more money than I do now. And I certainly wouldn't give this away for free like I am. If you are planning to distribute Floppyware titles widely, as on a CD-ROM or on your website, please send the author an email just so he can know where things are going to pop up with his name on them.
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